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If You Say No You're Fired

If You Say No You're Fired
Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of modern tech life captured in one painful image! 😭 The perky Product Manager with her AUDACIOUS question about "another" late-night deployment (as if the last one wasn't soul-crushing enough) while the developer—poor, hollow-eyed creature—has been reduced to a traumatized shell of a human being! The contrast between the cheerful "Are you free this weekend?" and the defeated "yes dear" response is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION. The developer's face says "I haven't seen sunlight or my family in 47 years" but their mouth says "yes dear" because what choice do they have?! The weekend? What even IS a weekend anymore?!

Yeah Sure Buddy

Yeah Sure Buddy
THE AUDACITY! A product manager who can't even write requirements without a 50-question interrogation suddenly becomes an AI prophet?! Honey, if you can't tell me what button color you want without changing your mind 17 times, I'm supposed to believe you understand the future of artificial intelligence?! The green monster hand of skepticism is PRESSING X TO DOUBT so hard right now. Sweetie, AI might replace a lot of things, but it'll need actual requirements to do so - something you're physically incapable of providing! Come back when your "visionary roadmap" isn't written in crayon and wishful thinking!

Ready For Deployment (Until It Touches Production)

Ready For Deployment (Until It Touches Production)
The eternal dance of deployment bravado! Two hands gripping a sword with "YES!" emblazoned on the blade when the product manager asks if we're ready for deployment. But look closer at the second panel - those same hands are whispering the truth: "YES! But it'll Definitely Crash." It's that special confidence only developers have - absolute certainty that something will work perfectly until the moment it touches production. Sure, it passed all three test cases we bothered to write! What could possibly go wrong? Just another Friday deploy before a weekend of emergency hotfixes. Ship it!

Monday Dreams Vs. PM Reality

Monday Dreams Vs. PM Reality
The eternal cycle of software development: you start Monday with grand ambitions to rebuild your codebase into a masterpiece, only for your PM to immediately shoot it down because refactoring doesn't add visible features. Meanwhile, your code sits there like that beaver with the crazy eyes, silently judging your optimism while it continues to be a tangled mess of technical debt. The audacity of thinking you'd get to improve things instead of bolting on yet another quick fix!

Product Managers Who Build Dating Apps

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Content Product ManagersWho build dating apps 1 guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess

Need More Managers

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Content Product manager Project manager Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture Developer They're the same picture.

You can give them mine.

You can give them mine. | developer-memes, computer-memes, IT-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, product manager-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Developer: It works on my computer Product Manager. Yes, but we are NOT going to give your computer to the customer Product Interview

Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.

Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile. | programmer-memes, developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, marketing-memes, program-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, product manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DeSADESBY Kelly Kochanski, Phillip Remaker and Alec Cawley upvoted 2h Carey Aydelotte Follow humanish Sun Will software engineers ever stop being in demand? There are two schools of thought. Those with a background in business see developers as commodities and fully believe that programmers will program themselves out of a job field. The idea is that in some distant future, jobs like project manager, product manager, and marketing manager will still be critical but programmers themselves will be extinct as a result of the tools they created. X The other school of thought is hard to understand because the programmers are laughing so hard they can't talk. 13.4K views View 964 upvotes View 4 shares EDDEDERSE You, Phillip Remaker, Michael Jergensen and 7 more upvoted this 1 964 7 94 0 34 000

Another Requirement Change When Im About To Finish Dev

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Content When the product manager comes to your desk and starts small talk 1 think we all know where this is going

Job Application Process True Story

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Content Applied for job position "Senior Software Engineer" Got rejected for position "Product Manager Cbersecurity role" Went through five interviews and three exams Got reiected for position "Product Manager Cvbersecuritv role"

It Works On My Computer

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Content Developer: It works on my computer Product Manager: Yes, but we are not going to give your computer to the customer

At Least This Requirement Is Clear

atLeastThisRequirementIsClear | developer-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, management-memes, devs-memes, startup-memes, comment-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, product manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Shravan Tickoo 2nd Product Management BYJU'S I Growth Product Manager I Speaker Mentor I Sto... 6h. G Follow As a Product Manager, when I die I want the developers I have worked with, to lower me into my grave so that they can LET ME DOWN one last time productmanagement startups humour 000 544 Like 96 comment! 7 Send Comment Share Chinmay Joshi 1st Engineering Manager at OYO Devs: "Atleast this requirement is clear" Like 03 Reply MES 11