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This One Will Surely Work
Programming Agile StackOverflow Debugging Testing
13 days ago 167.2K views 0 shares
This One Will Surely Work
The face of pure, unadulterated doubt . Every developer knows that look—it's the one you make when your colleague swears their 5-year-old Stack Overflow solution will fix everything. The same expression you had when the junior dev said "I rewrote it in Rust over the weekend" or when management promised "just one more small feature before release." That suspicious squint is the universal BS detector that evolves after your 50th "final version" turns into version 17.3.2-hotfix-please-god-work.

The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
1 month ago 109.7K views 0 shares
The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye
Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

Yeah Sure Buddy
AI Agile Programming
4 months ago 233.2K views 0 shares
Yeah Sure Buddy
THE AUDACITY! A product manager who can't even write requirements without a 50-question interrogation suddenly becomes an AI prophet?! Honey, if you can't tell me what button color you want without changing your mind 17 times, I'm supposed to believe you understand the future of artificial intelligence?! The green monster hand of skepticism is PRESSING X TO DOUBT so hard right now. Sweetie, AI might replace a lot of things, but it'll need actual requirements to do so - something you're physically incapable of providing! Come back when your "visionary roadmap" isn't written in crayon and wishful thinking!