By The End Of My LinkedIn

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By The End Of My LinkedIn

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LinkedIn has become a dystopian hellscape where everyone's either a "Prompt Engineer" or a "Growth Hacker Ninja Rockstar." Meanwhile, the real heroes are the ones who've actually kept production alive through legacy monoliths that should've been decommissioned in 2012, debugged critical outages at ungodly hours while everyone else was asleep, and somehow managed to not burn the entire codebase down.

But does LinkedIn care about your battle scars? Nope. It wants you to sound like you spent your entire career attending AI conferences and whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT. The brutal truth is that "survived legacy monoliths" doesn't get you recruiter DMs, but "Gen AI Enthusiast" does. Welcome to tech in 2024, where buzzwords matter more than actually shipping code.

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