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thiznovacaine curiosityandcode Follow What I say: I’m a computer science major. What people hear: I can resolve any tech issue you have ever or will ever have on any machine that exists in this universe. I am jacked into the Matrix at all times. I am the IT god. Look upon me and despair. What I mean: Sometimes I try to tell the computer to do something and I cry when it doesn’t work. Source: gadsworth 1,923 notes 17