What Did I Do Wrong Here

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What Did I Do Wrong Here

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Ah, the classic integer overflow but for... other measurements! The terminal shows someone entering "7" inches, but somehow the calculation throws a DickLengthError claiming it "cannot be negative." Either the algorithm subtracted from the wrong base value, or someone's been exaggerating by about 2³² units. The exit code -69420 is just the chef's kiss of juvenile programmer humor—combining the infamous "69" with "420" and making it negative for extra absurdity. This is basically what happens when you let engineers build dating apps.

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