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Content 1:29pm Let me tell you about programming! It's like giving directions to a baby that has the ability to understand and implement what you are saying and telling it to do, but none of the life experience to infer about what you're telling it. You can't just say: "go get the shovel". If I asked you that, you would just go to the shed and grab it for me. With the programming baby, you have to explain what a shovel is, and where the shovel is, and how the baby can "get" the shovel, in order for the baby to be able to do anything. It will also do EXACTLY as you ask, and nothing more. I tell the baby that the shovel is in the shed, and he goes in the shed and comes back empty-handed, because the shovel was leaning up on the outside of the shed. Imbecile

Content PATricK StaR I'm an administrator this file has admin lock So as an admin I should be able to modifv it so let me modify it Yup. Yup.- That makes sense to me. Access denied

You spend months crafting your "unique" app idea, convinced you're about to revolutionize the market. Launch day arrives, you hit publish, and then reality slaps you harder than a null pointer exception. Turns out there are literally thousands of apps doing the exact same thing. The app store is basically a graveyard of identical ideas, each developer thinking they were the chosen one. Vibe coders really out here discovering that their groundbreaking innovation has been done 3,847 times before, with better UI and actual users. The entrepreneurial dream dies faster than your motivation to fix that one bug you've been ignoring for weeks.

Content e4moji e4moji If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why

Content What motivated you to study computer science? Money