Let's be honest—we've all written code that would make a compiler cry. That moment when someone asks for your GitHub and you remember those nested ternaries and 200-line functions that somehow work by pure cosmic accident. It's not greed keeping that monstrosity private; it's the digital equivalent of hiding the evidence. "No, no, I can't share that project because of... uh... intellectual property reasons." Yeah, sure buddy. We both know it's held together with Stack Overflow snippets and prayers.
Certain Code Is Best Kept Hidden
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