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Watch How I Love To Declare Every Interface

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Watch How I Love To Declare Every Interface

TypeScript developers be like: "I'll just create 47 interfaces for this simple function real quick!" Then spend the next three hours debugging why IUserServiceProviderFactoryImplementationStrategy doesn't properly extend AbstractUserDataTransferObjectInterface . The sweet irony of choosing TypeScript for "safety" only to build yourself a maximum security prison with perfect documentation. But hey, at least your IDE autocomplete works!

The Vibe Coder's Spicy Deployment

Webdev Programming Debugging Testing Frontend

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BEHOLD! The magnificent Salt Bae of programming! Sprinkling his code with a flamboyant flourish of HTTP status codes and questionable life choices! 💅✨ This coding maestro isn't just writing code - he's PERFORMING ART, darling! Seasoning production environments with 400 Bad Requests, 401 Unauthorized drama, 402 Payment Required (because who doesn't love surprise billing?), and the classic 404 Not Found when everything inevitably crashes and burns! And the pièce de résistance? Those STUPID VARIABLE NAMES that future developers will absolutely SCREAM about during code reviews. "Why is this variable called 'chonkyBoi'? WHY IS THE DATABASE CONNECTION STRING STORED IN 'juicySecret'?!" This is what happens when you code purely on vibes and caffeine, sweetie. The production server never stood a chance! 💔

I Hope I Have A Back By The Time I'm 30

Programming Webdev

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Ergonomics experts: "Here's the proper way to sit with perfect posture and angles." Developers in real life: *contorts body into impossible pretzel shape while coding until 3am* I've spent thousands on ergonomic chairs, standing desks, and fancy monitors. Yet somehow I still end up coding in bed, twisted like a human question mark, wondering why my spine feels like it's been replaced with broken glass. The chiropractor's kids are going to college on my retirement fund.

Fix One Bug, Spawn Seventeen More

Debugging Programming Testing

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The AUDACITY of programming to betray us like this! 😤 You fix ONE measly error and suddenly your computer is basically Satan's playground with SEVENTEEN new problems?! The law of conservation of bugs is REAL, people! For every error you squash, the universe manifests a dozen more just to maintain cosmic balance. It's like debugging is actually feeding a gremlin after midnight. And that smug little troll face in the last panel? That's the universe laughing at your pain while your computer spontaneously combusts. The developer experience in its purest form - absolute CHAOS wrapped in a blanket of false hope.

The Quicksort Circle Of Life

Algorithms Programming

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The circle of tech life in two panels. First, you cram quicksort implementations to pass coding interviews. Then years later, you're on the other side of the table torturing fresh grads with the same algorithms you've never used since your last interview. The true purpose of learning data structures isn't to use them—it's to gatekeep the industry with the same hazing ritual we all suffered through. The only sorting algorithm most of us use in real jobs is array.sort() anyway.

The AI Hunger Games: Modern Coding Edition

AI Programming Python Debugging

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The AI Hunger Games: Modern Coding Edition

Modern problems require modern solutions. Why spend hours coding when you can just make five AIs fight to the death for your solution? The ultimate AI gladiator arena where ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Grok, and DeepSeek battle it out while you sit back like some tech emperor with your coffee. The real programming skill in 2024 isn't writing code—it's knowing which AI wrote the least garbage code. Efficiency at its finest... or rock-bottom laziness disguised as "leveraging cutting-edge tools." The cherry on top? Calling yourself a psychopath while secretly knowing every developer reading this has either done it or is opening five browser tabs right now.

Certain Code Is Best Kept Hidden

Programming Git StackOverflow

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Let's be honest—we've all written code that would make a compiler cry. That moment when someone asks for your GitHub and you remember those nested ternaries and 200-line functions that somehow work by pure cosmic accident. It's not greed keeping that monstrosity private; it's the digital equivalent of hiding the evidence. "No, no, I can't share that project because of... uh... intellectual property reasons." Yeah, sure buddy. We both know it's held together with Stack Overflow snippets and prayers.

Zero-Indexed Dating Disaster

Programming Csharp C++ Algorithms Javascript

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The eternal tragedy of dating a non-programmer. She says "1st table" but he's sitting at "Table 00" because in his world, counting starts at zero. Meanwhile, she's at "Table 01" wondering why she matched with this pedantic nerd in the first place. This is why programmers stay single – we're too busy arguing about whether arrays start at 0 or 1 to realize we're missing the date entirely.

The 5050 Ain't Worth It

Hardware Gamedev Windows

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Behold the raw power of NVIDIA's budget GPU! Someone's trying to run Papa's Bakeria (a simple 2D cooking game) with an RTX 5050, and it's struggling at a magnificent 18 FPS . That's right—a next-gen graphics card getting absolutely destroyed by... cake decorating. The poor thing is paired with an i5-10400F and has 8GB VRAM, but clearly that's not enough horsepower to handle the intense physics of virtual frosting. Gaming PC builders spending $300+ on a GPU to achieve PowerPoint-level framerates in a browser game is peak silicon tragedy.

What Did I Do Wrong Here

Programming Bash Debugging Testing

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Ah, the classic integer overflow but for... other measurements! The terminal shows someone entering "7" inches, but somehow the calculation throws a DickLengthError claiming it "cannot be negative." Either the algorithm subtracted from the wrong base value, or someone's been exaggerating by about 2³² units. The exit code -69420 is just the chef's kiss of juvenile programmer humor—combining the infamous "69" with "420" and making it negative for extra absurdity. This is basically what happens when you let engineers build dating apps.

Two Gamers Two Budgets

Hardware Gamedev Windows

11 hours ago 86.7K views 0 shares

The duality of PC gaming in its purest form. At the top, we have Linus Tech Tips building a $100K desk PC that probably requires its own power grid, while below, some resourceful hero is gaming on a monitor they literally found in the trash. Both are having approximately the same amount of fun, which is the most beautiful part. One spent a mortgage, the other spent nothing. The FPS might differ, but the dopamine hits just the same. Nature is healing.

The Job Description Multiverse

React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

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The classic tech recruiter bait-and-switch in its natural habitat! First they post for a fullstack React dev, then suddenly it's a desktop app, then just frontend, and finally—surprise!—they want a React Native mobile expert. And companies wonder why they can't find "qualified" candidates when they're playing job description roulette. It's like ordering a pizza and getting mad when the sushi chef can't make you tacos.

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