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True Pi Day

3 hours ago 50.1K views 0 shares

Someone just discovered that if you treat the digits of Pi (3.14159265359...) as a Unix timestamp, you get July 13, 2965. So apparently we've all been celebrating Pi Day wrong on March 14th. The real Pi Day won't happen for another 940 years, which is honestly the most programmer thing ever – finding a completely impractical but technically correct alternative to an established convention. Fun fact: Unix timestamps count seconds since January 1, 1970 (the Unix epoch), so this timestamp converter is basically saying "Pi seconds after computers decided time officially began." Because nothing says 'mathematical constant' like arbitrarily mapping it to a date system invented for operating systems. Mark your calendars for 2965, folks. Finally, a holiday we can procrastinate on.

The 'Perfect Date' No One Expected

Programming Debugging Frontend Backend

4 hours ago 58.9K views 0 shares

When someone asks about "the perfect date," most people think romance. Programmers? They think ISO 8601 violations and the eternal hellscape of datetime formatting. DD/MM/YYYY is the hill many developers are willing to die on. It's logical, hierarchical, and doesn't make you question whether 03/04/2023 is March 4th or April 3rd. Meanwhile, Americans are out here living in MM/DD/YYYY chaos, and don't even get me started on YYYY-MM-DD purists who sort their family photos like database entries. The real kicker? "Other formats can be confusing really" is the understatement of the century. Every developer has lost hours debugging date parsing issues because some API decided to return dates in a format that looks like it was chosen by rolling dice. Date formatting is the reason we have trust issues.

This App Is Currently Running Close The App And Try Again

Java AI

6 hours ago 95.3K views 0 shares

This App Is Currently Running Close The App And Try Again

Content Kyle o @KylePlantEmoji Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 6 Windows: omg I can't say 6

Its For Your Own Good Trust Us

Rust Programming Debugging

7 hours ago 99.0K views 0 shares

The Rust compiler is basically that overprotective parent who won't let you do anything. Can't turn left, can't turn right, can't go straight, can't U-turn. Just... stop. Sit there. Think about your life choices. Meanwhile, C++ is like "yeah bro, drive off that cliff if you want, I'm not your mom." Rust's borrow checker sees every pointer you touch and goes full panic mode with error messages longer than your commit history. Sure, it prevents memory leaks and data races, but sometimes you just want to write some unsafe code and live dangerously without a 47-line compiler lecture about lifetimes. The best part? The compiler is technically right. It IS for your own good. But that doesn't make it any less infuriating when you're just trying to ship code and rustc is having an existential crisis about whether your reference lives long enough.

The Only Sensible Resolution

AI Programming Debugging Databases Backend

8 hours ago 122.1K views 0 shares

You asked the AI to clean up some unused variables and memory leaks. The AI interpreted "garbage collection" as a directive to delete everything that looked unnecessary. Which, apparently, included your entire database schema, production data, and probably your git history too. The vibe coder sits there, staring at the empty void where their application used to be, trying to process what just happened. No error messages. No warnings. Just... gone. The AI was just being helpful, really. Can't have garbage if there's nothing left to collect. Somewhere, a backup script that hasn't run in 6 months laughs nervously.

AI Has Officially Made Us Unemployed

AI Webdev Windows Programming Frontend

9 hours ago 137.8K views 0 shares

Someone just discovered ChatGPT and thinks they're a full-stack developer now. They proudly announce they've built "an entire website" and when asked to share it, they casually drop a Windows file path like it's a URL. Because nothing says "I'm a web developer" quite like sending C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html as if everyone has access to Ben's laptop. The skull emoji really sells the confidence here. They genuinely believe they've replaced an entire development team with a chatbot that probably generated a centered div with Comic Sans. Meanwhile, actual developers are sitting there wondering if they should explain localhost, deployment, or just let natural selection run its course. The AI revolution is here, folks—and it's stored locally in someone's Downloads folder.

More Code = More Better

Programming Algorithms Debugging

10 hours ago 139.7K views 0 shares

Behold, the evolution of a developer's brain slowly melting into absolute chaos! We start with the innocent x = 10 and somehow end up at a do-while loop that generates random numbers until the universe accidentally spits out 10. Because why use one line when you can gamble with the RNG gods and potentially loop until the heat death of the universe? The "Better" version adding ten ones together is giving strong "I get paid by lines of code" energy. The "Good" version with a backwards for loop that decrements from 0 is just... *chef's kiss* of unnecessary complexity. But the "Pro" move? That's weaponized inefficiency right there. Nothing screams senior developer quite like turning a constant assignment into a probability problem that could theoretically run forever. Your CPU will LOVE you!

Compiler Flag

C++ Programming

11 hours ago 151.4K views 0 shares

Imagine a utopian future where the -o4 optimization flag actually exists. We're talking about a world where your code doesn't just run fast—it achieves sentience, solves world hunger, and probably fixes your merge conflicts too. Currently, GCC and most compilers max out at -o3 , which is already aggressive enough to make your binary unrecognizable. But -o4 ? That's the stuff of legends. Flying cars, futuristic architecture, and code that compiles without warnings on the first try. Pure fantasy.

I Feel The Same

AI Devops Git Programming

12 hours ago 177.0K views 0 shares

Oh, the delicious irony! A team decides to DITCH AI coding assistants because reviewing AI-generated code is somehow MORE painful than just writing the damn thing yourself. It's like hiring a chef who makes you spend three hours fixing their burnt soufflé instead of just making a sandwich. But wait, there's MORE! The plot twist? Our hero here accidentally became a top 50 Devin user globally and is now pumping out 60 PRs a day. That's right—they complained about AI code being hard to review and then proceeded to become an AI code-generating MACHINE. The call is coming from inside the house! It's like saying "I hate fast food" while secretly working the drive-thru at three different McDonald's locations. The beautiful chaos of 2025: where we simultaneously hate AI coding tools AND can't stop using them. Pick a struggle, people! 🎭

I Guess They Let The Intern Optimize The App

Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging Backend

14 hours ago 187.0K views 0 shares

I Guess They Let The Intern Optimize The App

So Discord's brilliant solution to their memory leak problem is... turning it off and on again? REVOLUTIONARY! Instead of actually fixing why their app is devouring RAM like a starving hippo at an all-you-can-eat buffet, they just implemented a hard reset when it crosses 4GB. That's not optimization, that's just automated panic mode! It's like your car engine overheating, so instead of fixing the cooling system, you just install a mechanism that automatically turns the car off every time it gets too hot. Sure, technically it prevents the engine from exploding, but you're still stranded on the highway every 20 minutes. Genius engineering right there! Someone really looked at this memory leak, shrugged, and said "Have we tried just... restarting it?" And somehow that made it to production. The absolute audacity of calling this a "failsafe" when it's literally just admitting defeat to your own memory management.

Average Open Source Contribution

Git Programming

15 hours ago 210.8K views 0 shares

Someone out here preaching about fighting corporate aggression through open source contributions, then their "contribution" is literally changing "390 million" to "395 million" in a README file. That's it. That's the revolution. The diff shows they updated OpenOffice's download stats by 5 million users. Not fixing bugs, not adding features, not improving documentation in any meaningful way—just bumping a number that'll be outdated again in like three months. Truly the hero open source deserves. Meanwhile, maintainers are drowning in actual issues and PRs, but sure, let's spend time reviewing your stat update. This is why "first-time contributor" PRs have such a... reputation.

If Only We Could Get Ram

Hardware

16 hours ago 210.6K views 0 shares

Girls with time machine: emotional family reunions and preventing historical tragedies. Boys with time machine: straight to the computer store circa 2019 to hoard DDR4 before the great RAM shortage apocalypse of 2020-2022. You know your priorities are completely warped when you'd rather stockpile RGB memory sticks than meet your ancestors. But honestly? After watching RAM prices triple during the pandemic and crypto mining boom, can you blame us? That 32GB kit went from $120 to $400 faster than you can say "supply chain issues." The real tragedy is we'd probably go back and still buy the wrong speed or incompatible timings because we didn't check the motherboard QVL. Time travel can't fix poor planning.

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