I Am A Developer (Just Not During Interviews)

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Content I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES PHP AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content When you accept a promotion to a new lead role but your day now is just filled with pointless meetings and interviews This wasn't part of the deal!

Content 1 2 CREATE TABLE "name" ( CREATE TABLE "name" ( "cOxfeffid" char (32) Thats the evilest thing Uean imagine.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these students using a 32-bit integer for EVERYTHING! 💀 Meanwhile, that poor 8-bit char and 16-bit short are just STANDING THERE, completely IGNORED and UNEMPLOYED! The DRAMA! The WASTE of precious memory! It's like buying a mansion just to store your socks! Those memory-efficient data types are literally BEGGING to be used, but nooooo, let's just throw 32 bits at EVERYTHING because who needs optimization when you have 16GB of RAM, right?! The 1970s programmers are ROLLING in their retirement homes right now!

Content When you type innit init for the 100th time instead of - maybe I'm british