The Reddit Lane Change Maneuver

Content AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I FINALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT JAVASCRIPT! (typeof x 'undefined" 88 undefined 88 ! undefined WHAT IS X? yA! document. all F..ING NERD!!!

Company raised $64 billion, has 100+ PhDs on staff, and someone still managed to push their entire codebase—512,000 lines across 1,900 files—straight to npm for the world to download. Classic. Now they're hiring a "Leaks Engineer" with the most reasonable requirements: you must have heard of .npmignore (the file that prevents this exact disaster) and successfully run webpack at least once without it exploding. The bar is underground, and honestly, fair enough given the circumstances. Posted 4 minutes ago with 1,847 engineers already laughing. Those aren't applicants—those are witnesses to a crime scene.

Content Let's all toast to the software engineer who convinced the Parler team to store everything in URLs that iterate a single integer variable. made with mematic

Software engineering really said "let's make everything sound like a Tinder date gone wrong." Front end, back end, mounting, pulling, pushing, penetration testing... and then we act all professional in standup meetings like we're not constantly saying the most unhinged stuff with a straight face. The best part? We invented these terms decades ago when everyone wore pocket protectors, and nobody thought twice about it. Now here we are in 2024, trying to explain to HR why "I spent all day doing penetration testing and mounting the backend" is a completely normal sentence in our field. At least we don't have to explain what "forking" means anymore... or do we?

Content Open Ticket Name Kyle Email Address kyle Subiect Please increase php memory limit to 2G Department Support Message B I Related Service Domain Priority Medium 66 Q Preview Howdy, We've got some customers stuck with 400 items in their cart (yeah, I know) on our Magento website ) that can't check out 'cause php. just can't handle this level of sheer processing pain. It's currently set at 700ishmb and I have about zero permissions to update the value and restart the server. Could you do that for me please? I'd hope 2 gigs is enough to stop customers from breaking things. And I was even stupid enough to replicate their issue on my own account. Now I'm locked out too. Please save me. I've become one of them. Sincerely, A very tired dev.

Content Vanessa McHale vamchale I don't use git. I don't even store code in files. I just remember it and re-type every time. 00:48 14621 - Twitter Web App 211 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 3,396 Likes