But The Answers Are 💯 Correct

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But The Answers Are 💯 Correct

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The professor wanted the five phases of software development according to some textbook, but this ABSOLUTE GENIUS wrote down the five stages of grief instead! Denial, bargaining, anger, depression, and acceptance—which is LITERALLY what every developer goes through with each project anyway! The blue X marking it wrong is the greatest injustice since they decided semicolons should be mandatory. This student deserves extra credit, a scholarship, and possibly a Nobel Prize for speaking the raw, unfiltered truth about our collective suffering!

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