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Ah yes, the sacred "git commit -m 'just married'" moment every developer dreams of! Nothing says "till death do us part" like submitting a pull request during your first dance. Casey here has achieved peak work-life integration—emphasis on the no life part. His wife probably thought "in sickness and in health" didn't include "debugging in formal wear." The only thing he's pushing tonight is code, not boundaries. Somewhere, a project manager is adding "doesn't understand basic human milestones" to Casey's performance review.

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You know a README was AI-generated when it looks like a unicorn threw up emojis all over your documentation. Every section has 🚀, every feature gets a ✨, and there's always that suspicious 📦 next to "Installation". But here's the thing—you can't actually prove it wasn't written by some overly enthusiastic developer who just discovered emoji shortcuts. Maybe they really are that excited about their npm package. Maybe they genuinely believe the rocket emoji adds 30% more performance. The plausible deniability is chef's kiss.

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