You know that moment when you're reviewing someone's PR and you're mentally composing a scathing code review about how their implementation violates every principle you hold dear? But then reality kicks in—you remember your own code from last Tuesday that looks suspiciously similar, or you realize you're already 45 minutes late for standup, or you just... can't be bothered to start a philosophical debate about variable naming conventions. So you shrug, click approve, and move on with your life. We've all been that person judging the code AND the person who wrote the questionable code. It's the circle of life in software development.

Git renamed the default branch from "master" to "main" a few years back for inclusivity reasons, and the tech world collectively nodded in approval. But developers? We're creatures of muscle memory and habit. After typing "git checkout master" for a decade, suddenly switching to "main" feels like learning to write with your other hand. But "_start"? Now that's the real winner here. It's got that raw, unfiltered energy of someone who just wants to get stuff done without getting tangled in naming conventions. No politics, no legacy baggage—just pure, unapologetic functionality. Plus, it perfectly captures that "I'm starting fresh and I don't care about your conventions" vibe that every developer secretly wishes they could embrace. Honestly, "_start" sounds like what you'd name your branch at 2 PM on a Friday when you've already mentally checked out but still need to push that feature.