The Final Boss Of Programming

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The Final Boss Of Programming

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The rare sighting of a programming purist in the wild! This developer has achieved mythical status by rejecting all modern conveniences:

No cursor? Check. No AI assistants? Check. No search engine? Check. Just a human, a rusty ThinkPad, Vim, man pages, and Arch Linux.

This is like watching someone hunt with a sharpened stick while everyone else uses rifles. Either this person is the final boss of programming or they're just showing off their digital masochism in public.

The "psychopath" label is just what normal devs call someone who makes them feel guilty about their 57 Chrome tabs of Stack Overflow answers.

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