What's The Point

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What's The Point

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When you finally convince your team to use TypeScript for type safety, but then discover your codebase is just a sea of any types everywhere. The whole point of TypeScript was to avoid this exact situation! It's like buying a Ferrari and then towing it behind a bicycle. Congrats, you've successfully implemented JavaScript with extra steps.

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