Independence Day For Internet Explorer

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

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The classic Windows update bait-and-switch, nature's cruelest prank. You ask to shut down, Windows says "sure, just 2 minutes for updates" like a reasonable OS. Then the betrayal begins. It offers an "update and restart" instead, and when you politely decline, Windows just... does it anyway. That moment when your computer becomes sentient enough to ignore your wishes but not smart enough to pick a convenient time for updates. The digital equivalent of asking someone to water your plants while you're away and returning to find they've remodeled your kitchen.

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Content Graeme Coleman graemecoleman Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "" on a Windows laptop I go to Beyonc's Wikipedia page and copypaste the letter from there. 9:41 PM 20 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client

Content Mia Skype attle 6:05 Ph PT Bill Gates I Co-Chair, Bill Melinda Gates Foundation Evette An for LIVE untie Troll 1 hour ago I believe him. This man's been dealing with viruse since Windows 95