Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

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Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

The AUDACITY of laptop manufacturers! First they MURDERED our precious PS/2 ports, then VGA got BRUTALLY slaughtered, HDMI is bleeding out, and USB-A is literally being STABBED TO DEATH as we speak! And for what?! So the Grim Reaper of connectivity can knock on the 3.5mm jack's door next?! THE HORROR! 💀 Meanwhile, we're all frantically buying dongles like apocalypse survivors hoarding canned beans. "But it's 0.02mm thinner!" they say, as if that justifies this PORT GENOCIDE. I'm typing this from a laptop that's basically just a screen with attitude and NOTHING ELSE!

The Windows logo getting absolutely grilled about lying that Windows 10 would be the "last OS" only to respond with the most honest answer Microsoft has ever given: MONEY! Back in 2015, Microsoft promised Windows 10 would be the final version with continuous updates forever. Then Windows 11 dropped in 2021, complete with arbitrary TPM 2.0 requirements that conveniently made millions of perfectly good machines "obsolete." The real kicker? They're now pushing Windows 11 so hard that Windows 10 support ends in October 2025, forcing upgrades and new hardware purchases. Nothing says "we care about sustainability" like creating e-waste for profit margins. At least Mr. Krabs would respect the hustle.

You're literally hurtling through space in a billion-dollar rocket, trusting your life to cutting-edge aerospace engineering, and somehow Microsoft Outlook is still your biggest problem. Both instances broken. Classic. Nothing says "humanity's greatest achievement" quite like fighting with email client software while preparing for lunar orbit. The commander of a moon mission dealing with Outlook issues is the most relatable thing NASA has ever produced. Forget Tang and freeze-dried ice cream—the real space program legacy is enterprise software that refuses to work even in zero gravity. At least when the rocket fails, you know why. When Outlook fails, it's just vibes and prayer. Godspeed, Commander Wiseman. May your inbox sync better than your trajectory calculations.

The eternal struggle of every developer who's also a PC enthusiast. There you are, whiteboard marker in hand, desperately explaining frame rates, upgrade paths, Steam sales, and how "but can it run Crysis?" is still somehow relevant in 2023. Meanwhile, your friends stare blankly, wondering why you're having a religious experience over hardware specs when they just want to play FIFA. Two hours later, you're drawing memory architecture diagrams while they've mentally checked out to plan their PS5 purchase. The kicker? They'll text you next week asking for PC build advice anyway.