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The corporate world's version of mutually assured destruction. While the programmer faces jail time for his digital revenge bomb, the possum's living his best life in pastry paradise. One destroyed a company's infrastructure, the other infiltrated a donut box—both chaotic neutral heroes in their own domains. The real crime here isn't the kill switch, it's that no one thought to implement proper access revocation protocols. Pro tip: before firing your only DevOps engineer, maybe check if they've left presents in your codebase first? That possum didn't even need to write a single line of code to achieve total victory.

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You know those sensitive topics people avoid at dinner parties? Well, tech has its own version. Don't ask a woman her age, don't ask a man his salary, and whatever you do, don't ask a "vibe coder" to explain their commit messages. Because let's be real—that commit history is a warzone of "fix bug", "asdfasdf", "PLEASE WORK", and "I have no idea what I changed but it works now". Asking them to explain their commits is like asking someone to justify their life choices at 2 AM. It's not gonna end well. The "vibe coder" just codes by feel, ships features, and hopes nobody ever runs git blame on their work. Documentation? That's future-them's problem.

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