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I Got Access To The New Windows 12 Early Access!

48 minutes ago 11.6K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the future of Windows: where your AI assistant doesn't just suggest things—it actively hijacks your workflow to serve you ads, invest your money in meme stocks, and disable your keyboard "for your convenience." The pop-up demanding you wait 2 minutes to interact with Copilot unless you pay $100/month is chef's kiss. And naturally, Copilot has already taken the liberty of investing all your money in MSFT because it knows what's best for you. Meanwhile, you're getting helpful tips about how you don't need a mouse anymore—just hold the Copilot key and speak! Because nothing says "productivity" like dictating requests to an AI that's already disabled your peripherals. The screen control request at the bottom is just the cherry on top. Windows 12: where the OS doesn't work for you, you work for the OS.

Guys Its Over

Python Git Programming StackOverflow

1 hour ago 17.5K views 0 shares

When your entire Python audio visualizer project gets exposed as basically being written by "vibe-coding" with Google Antigravity doing the heavy lifting. The developer straight up admits they know more about analog filters than Python, which is like saying "I built a spaceship but I don't really understand rockets." The best part? They literally cut themselves out as the middleman and just let Google handle the audio sample visualization. Pack it up folks, we've reached peak developer honesty—admitting your code is just glorified Stack Overflow copy-paste with extra steps. The "google and do the monkey-see-monkey-do kind of programming" line is *chef's kiss* because we all know that's 90% of software development anyway, but nobody usually puts it in their README.

Set Age As Primary Key

Databases Programming Backend

1 hour ago 22.2K views 0 shares

Someone decided to use age as a primary key in their database. You know, that field that changes every single year and is shared by millions of people. The error message "User with this age already exists" is the database's polite way of saying "congratulations, you've just discovered that multiple 17-year-olds can exist simultaneously on planet Earth." Primary keys are supposed to be unique and immutable. Age is neither. It's like using "human" as a username and wondering why registration keeps failing. This person will indeed go far—straight into a legacy codebase that everyone else refuses to touch.

When Going To Production

Devops Agile Programming Testing Backend

2 hours ago 27.2K views 0 shares

Oh look, it's just a casual Friday deployment with the ENTIRE COMPANY breathing down your neck like you're defusing a nuclear bomb! Nothing says "low-pressure environment" quite like having QA, the PM, the Client, Sales, AND the CEO all hovering behind you while you're trying to push to prod. The developer is sitting there like they're launching missiles instead of merging a branch, sweating bullets while everyone watches their every keystroke. One typo and it's game over for everyone's weekend plans. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a poorly written SQL query. Pro tip: next time just deploy at 3 AM when nobody's watching like a normal person!

I Fixed It

Linux MacOS Apple Microsoft Windows

2 hours ago 34.2K views 0 shares

The ultimate OS decision flowchart: if you hate yourself, pick Windows, Linux, or macOS. If you don't hate yourself? Welcome to TempleOS, the divine operating system built by a single programmer who claimed to have received instructions from God. It's got a 640x480 16-color display, its own compiler, and absolutely zero networking capabilities because "the CIA doesn't need another backdoor." The joke here is that mainstream OS choices are all various flavors of suffering—driver issues, terminal commands that make no sense, or paying for the privilege of being told you're holding it wrong. But if you're mentally stable enough to NOT hate yourself, clearly you're unhinged enough to run an OS that treats programming like a religious experience. It's like saying "normal people problems or ascend to a different plane of existence entirely?"

O'Rly: Blaming The User

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend Backend

3 hours ago 54.2K views 0 shares

The absolute AUDACITY of users thinking they found a bug in YOUR perfect, flawless, divinely-inspired code! Clearly, if something doesn't work, it's because the user is holding their keyboard wrong or forgot to sacrifice a rubber duck before clicking submit. Your code is basically bulletproof—a masterpiece of logic and elegance—so obviously the problem exists somewhere between the chair and the keyboard. It's a tale as old as time: developer writes perfect code, user somehow manages to break it by doing exactly what they were told not to do (or worse, exactly what they WERE told to do). The "10x hacker" delusion combined with zero accountability? *Chef's kiss* 💋

Sabrina Carpenter

AWS Programming Debugging Backend Cloud

3 hours ago 60.7K views 0 shares

So someone decided to create an AWS Lambda that calls itself recursively without a timeout limit. That's not a bug, that's a financial suicide note. Lambda functions have a 15-minute max execution timeout for a reason—to protect you from yourself. But forget to set it? Congrats, you just created an infinite loop that'll keep spawning new instances until your AWS bill looks like a phone number. The best part? AWS won't stop you. They'll just keep charging while your function enthusiastically calls itself into oblivion like an ouroboros made of JSON and regret.

Hide Yo Rams

Hardware Programming

4 hours ago 73.5K views 0 shares

Girl finds "ether" message in a bottle on the beach, desperately screams for help, and a whole rescue operation launches... only to discover it's someone offering free DDR5 RAM. The priorities here are absolutely correct. In the developer world, finding free DDR5 RAM is genuinely more exciting than most emergencies. We're talking about the latest memory standard that's still expensive enough to make your wallet weep. The joke plays on how programmers would absolutely mobilize a full-scale rescue mission for hardware upgrades while regular humans think it's about saving a life. The "Hide Yo Rams" title is a chef's kiss reference to the "Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife" meme, because once word gets out about free DDR5, every developer within a 50-mile radius will materialize out of thin air like they're responding to a free pizza Slack notification.

Ultimate Betrayal

Git Webdev Security Programming Frontend

4 hours ago 79.2K views 0 shares

Someone just nuked an entire FAQ section from Firefox's codebase—specifically the one where they pinky-promised to never sell your personal data and protect you from advertisers. You know, that whole "That's a promise" bit that made Firefox the good guy in the browser wars. The diff shows -8 lines of pure idealism being deleted. No additions. Just... gone. Like deleting your principles from version control because, well, business is business. The irony is chef's kiss—removing the promise about protecting privacy in a commit that's now permanently documented in git history. Nothing says "we changed our minds about that whole privacy thing" quite like yeeting it from the source code. The real kicker? This is in the Firefox repo itself. The browser that built its entire brand on NOT being Chrome just casually deleting their privacy manifesto. At least they're honest about it... in the most passive-aggressive way possible.

Step One: Admit It's A Bad Habit. Step Two: Keep Doing It Anyway

Hardware Programming

5 hours ago 85.6K views 0 shares

Step One: Admit It's A Bad Habit. Step Two: Keep Doing It Anyway

We all know we should be responsible with our money. Buy the essentials first, save for emergencies, invest wisely. But then you see that new GPU drop, or a sweet mechanical keyboard, or literally any PC component that makes RGB lights go brrrr, and suddenly your brain does a complete factory reset. The top panel shows the rational human response: screaming in horror at spending $5.29 on a 3-pack of underwear because "that's too expensive for basic necessities!" Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the truth—we'll casually drop $2,455 on PC parts without blinking. GPU for $849? Sure. CPU for $529? Why not. Case for $399? Obviously need that tempered glass. Some random storage device for $459? Can never have too much storage, right? The cognitive dissonance is real. We'll eat ramen for a month to justify a new RTX card, but heaven forbid we spend more than $10 on actual food. At least our battlestations look incredible while we cry into our empty wallets.

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom

Git Webdev Programming

5 hours ago 95.9K views 0 shares

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom

The GitHub Octocat has emerged from the depths to deliver the most painful truth in software development: your "original" idea is definitely sitting in some dusty repo somewhere. Plot twist? It exists in four different states of completion—two abandoned attempts, one elegant solution that somehow works, and one cursed implementation with zero documentation that probably summons demons at runtime. The broken heart emoji really drives home that special feeling when you discover your weekend project already exists with 50k stars and was archived in 2019.

Me Spending 2 Hours Naming A Variable Vs My Neighbor Naming Their Wi-Fi

Programming Networking

6 hours ago 105.6K views 0 shares

Me Spending 2 Hours Naming A Variable Vs My Neighbor Naming Their Wi-Fi

So you'll agonize over whether a variable should be userData , userInfo , or userDataObject for two hours, consulting Clean Code and three senior devs... but your neighbor just casually drops "Silence of the LANs" and "Tell my Wi-Fi love her" without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, you're still debating camelCase vs snake_case while they're out here creating masterpieces like "Martin Router King" and "The LAN Before Time." They've got more creativity in their router settings than you've had in your entire codebase. The real kicker? Their naming convention is probably more memorable than your perfectly semantic fetchUserDataFromDatabaseAndTransformToDTO function that you spent half a sprint naming.

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