Someone just discovered that Redis developers still have jobs despite Redis being "feature-complete." They're genuinely confused about what a Redis dev does all day if it's just SET and GET commands. The response is pure gold: "The people who make Redis. Also you forgot the pubsub side :P" Then comes the chef's kiss moment: "Isn't Redis done though? It works fine for me." Translation: "My use case is the only use case that matters, so clearly the entire product is finished." By that logic, every software company should shut down the moment their product compiles without errors on someone's machine. Imagine thinking Redis is "done" when there's performance optimization, security patches, new data structures, clustering improvements, memory management enhancements, compatibility updates, and about 47 other things happening behind the scenes. But sure, your GET request works, so ship it and fire everyone.