Just casually wearing motorcycle gloves while coding because game development is basically the same as extreme sports, right? The bottom monitor shows the entire game summarized in three beautiful lines of Python-esque pseudocode: graphics = good , levels = completed , and mechanics = [shooting, walking] . Meanwhile, the top screen is running what looks like Unity with an actual rendered game scene. The energy drink collection suggests this dev has unlocked the secret achievement: "Caffeine-Driven Development." The gloves are the real MVP here—protecting those precious fingers from the sheer heat of compiling shaders and baking lightmaps. Or maybe they're just for gripping the keyboard harder when Unity crashes for the 47th time today. Either way, the contrast between the oversimplified code and the complex 3D environment above is *chef's kiss*. If only game development were actually three variable assignments away from shipping.

Someone just discovered that variable names don't have to be boring and decided to turn their entire game script into a fitness instruction manual. Shift = sprint? Sure. But then things escalate REAL quick with "left click = punch" and suddenly we're in a full-blown action game where the code reads like a gym bro's workout routine. The facepalm emoji at line 11 is doing HEAVY lifting here because right after confidently declaring "scripting kinda easy," they hit us with the most optimistic variable assignments known to humankind: graphics = very good , music = good , and my personal favorite, fps = 120 with no lag . Because apparently you can just DECLARE your game runs perfectly and the computer will obey? That's not how any of this works, bestie. You can't just manifest good performance through variable assignment! Someone needs to tell this developer that setting graphics = very good doesn't magically give you AAA graphics. That's like writing bank_account = rich and expecting your bills to pay themselves.