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Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg

Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg
Microsoft's email about Windows 10 end-of-support is basically the corporate equivalent of the Titanic's band playing while the ship sinks. "Your PC will continue to work, but support will be discontinued" is tech speak for "enjoy your future security vulnerabilities, we'll be over here selling Windows 11." The meme perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your perfectly functional OS is being marched toward the digital graveyard while Microsoft plays a somber farewell tune. At least they're giving us 6 months to rearrange the deck chairs.

And It Is Reaching EOL

And It Is Reaching EOL
The meme shows a character rapidly aging after learning Windows 10 was released in 2015. It's the perfect visual representation of how software lifecycles hit different in tech years. Microsoft announced Windows 10 is reaching End of Life (EOL) in October 2025 – meaning an OS that feels like it just came out yesterday is already being put out to pasture. Nothing makes developers feel their own mortality quite like realizing the "new" operating system they reluctantly upgraded to is already being shown the door. Time in tech is measured in dog years, apparently.

The Weekly Struggle

The Weekly Struggle
The eternal battle between users and Windows Update personified! On the left, we have the desperate user repeatedly declining the Windows 11 update with increasing frustration. On the right, the Windows logo (replacing a character's face) completely ignores all protests and keeps asking anyway. This is basically Microsoft's update strategy in a nutshell - no matter how many times you say no, that blue Windows logo will pop up again with the same question as if you never answered it. Peak passive-aggressive software design! The real programmer flex is setting up group policies to disable updates entirely, then wondering six months later why your security is compromised. Classic IT circle of life.

Thanks Dad, For The £500 "Simple" Website Gig

Thanks Dad, For The £500 "Simple" Website Gig
Nothing like family members who think web development is just dragging a few buttons around for an hour. Dad's out here brokering £500 deals for a "normal screen size" website while his kid is wondering if this requires a full CMS, e-commerce integration, or just 47 revisions of "make the logo bigger." The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea what goes into building a website but is confidently volunteering his child's expertise like it's a quick favor. That £500 will cover about 1/10th of the therapy needed after the client says "I want it to be like Amazon but better."