Weaponized Assault Penguins: The Linux Defense Force

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Weaponized Assault Penguins: The Linux Defense Force

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Ah yes, the Linux penguin mascot (Tux) peacefully existing until someone mentions the W-word. The transformation from docile creatures to militarized avian assault units is basically what happens in any Linux forum when someone suggests Windows might be superior. The penguin army mobilizes faster than you can type "sudo apt-get install patience". Fun fact: the Linux vs Windows debate has been raging since the 90s and has probably generated enough heat to power a small data center.

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