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JavaScript: The New Capital Punishment

JavaScript: The New Capital Punishment
The ultimate punishment isn't solitary confinement—it's forced JavaScript training! Finnish prison rehabilitation just got real with the judge sentencing criminals to two years of callback hell, prototype inheritance, and "undefined is not a function" errors. The prisoner's face says it all: that moment when you realize your crime only warranted a misdemeanor but somehow you're getting punished with learning hoisting and closures. At least in regular prison you just break rocks instead of trying to figure out why this keeps changing context. The real torture? Waiting for npm packages to install on prison wifi.

Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder

Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder
The eighth circle of hell isn't fire and brimstone—it's debugging someone else's PHP code without documentation. Forcing trespassers to untangle nested if-statements and figure out why everything is both a string and not a string simultaneously is just cruel. Geneva convention violation right there. The perfect punishment for those who ignore boundaries, both physical and programmatic.

Cruel And Unusual Punishment

Cruel And Unusual Punishment
Oh, the HORROR! Forget solitary confinement—this judge just handed down the most SAVAGE punishment in legal history! 💀 Two years of JavaScript?! Might as well sentence them to manually debugging an infinite loop while sitting on a throne of semicolons! The Finnish prison system thinks they're being progressive with their "rehabilitation" but forcing someone to deal with JavaScript's chaotic type coercion and callback hell is basically a war crime that violates the Geneva Convention. I'd literally rather break rocks in a chain gang than try to remember if I need to use "==" or "===" for the ten millionth time. The TRAUMA!