I Don't Think That Goes In The Console

The classic "just use Linux" response in its purest form. Someone desperately reaches out for antivirus recommendations, and the tech community's solution? "Common sense is the best antivirus" – right before watching them drown in malware. It's like telling someone who can't swim that "not drowning is the best swimming technique." Thanks for the life-changing wisdom, Reddit security experts! I'm sure that advice will come in handy when grandma clicks on that Nigerian prince email.

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The "fatherly advice" nobody asked for but everyone needs. Your browser's incognito mode is about as private as a glass bathroom stall. That DNS cache is keeping receipts of every site you visit, viewable with a simple ipconfig /displaydns command. For those who don't know, DNS (Domain Name System) resolves those human-readable URLs into IP addresses, and your computer helpfully stores this mapping locally. So while you think you're covering your tracks with incognito, your computer is still writing everything down like an overzealous secretary. Remember kids, ipconfig /flushdns is your friend. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of game developers in 2023! 💀 There you are, innocently browsing Steam for some summer gaming bliss, when suddenly—BAM!—you're slapped in the face with system requirements that might as well say "Sorry, peasant, go buy NASA's supercomputer first." Your pathetic little potato PC is sitting in the corner, practically weeping while the shiny new games flaunt their need for 32GB RAM, the latest GPU that costs more than your rent, and storage space that could fit the entire Library of Congress. Meanwhile, your 5-year-old graphics card is having an existential crisis just trying to render the game's TRAILER. The gaming industry has basically created a caste system where your hardware determines if you're royalty or a street urchin begging for frames per second!