OneDrive: The Cloud You Can't Refuse

Tech frustration Privacy File management Forced updates Cloud storage Onedrive Sync Offline files

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OneDrive: The Cloud You Can't Refuse

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Just trying to keep your files neatly organized on your local machine when OneDrive kicks down your door with a knife and that innocent "Let's finish setting up" prompt. The digital equivalent of a mafia shakedown. "Nice files you got there... would be a shame if they were forcibly synced to the cloud." No Microsoft, I don't want my embarrassingly named folders automatically uploaded to your servers. Sometimes a dev just wants to keep their code hoarder tendencies private without fighting off cloud services every time they boot up.

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