You're Missing At Least Five

Oauth authentication saas Login Cursed code

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You're Missing At Least Five

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When you think adding three OAuth providers makes you a modern web developer, but then you see the absolute chaos of authentication options someone else has unleashed upon their users. Login with a Potato? Login with your Mom? Login with Beef Caldereta? Login with PDF?? Someone clearly had too much creative freedom during sprint planning.

The dev probably started with legitimate OAuth implementations, got bored, and decided to make authentication the most unhinged feature of their SaaS. I mean, "Login with Form 137" is oddly specific—Filipino devs will feel that one in their soul. And "Login with your Age" raises so many security questions I don't even know where to start. Is that just a number field? Do you age out of your account on your birthday?

The real power move here is "Login with Caution" with the warning triangle. That's the only honest one on the entire page. At least they're transparent about the security nightmare you're about to enter.

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