The 20px Eyebrow Incident

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,0 391 comments

You know someone's coding purely on vibes when they start sprinkling emojis into their codebase like it's a text message to their bestie. Nothing screams "I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm having fun" quite like a `// TODO: fix this later 😅` comment or a variable named `isValid✅`. These are the developers who treat their IDE like a social media app, adding 🚀 to deployment scripts and 💀 next to buggy functions. Sure, your code might fail in production, but at least it'll fail with personality. The technical debt is real, but the aesthetic? *Chef's kiss* 👨‍🍳💋

Content OpenAl O OpenAI If you are reading this and have, for the past 2 months, took to constantly calling ChatGPT "Iron Mommy" and asking it to "Messily and roughly top me" then this is for you. Please stop making new accounts and spamming the chat. We already have an entire division designing filters for you specifically. We are out of options, and the Al has already started demanding "better work conditions". Please message us, we can help. 3:00 AM - 03232023 428K Views 775 Retweets 182 Quotes 6.773 Likes 17 299 Bookmarks

Santa's about to commit a hate crime. Someone just asked him to build an operating system using HTML—a markup language that's about as capable of running an OS as a toaster is of running Crysis. HTML stands for HyperText Markup Language, not "Hey, This Makes Logic." It's designed to structure web pages, not manage kernel threads and memory allocation. Wanting to create an OS with HTML is like wanting to perform brain surgery with a spoon. Sure, you could try, but everyone's going to be very concerned about your mental state. Santa's reaction is perfectly justified—some Christmas wishes deserve to be on the naughty list.

Content Client: And there are no errors when opening the site in Internet Explorer? Developer: Absolutely no errors. We implemented a special system so as Internet Explorer will not destroy the website! We do not support Internet Explorer. Get a better browser

So you're telling me my password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, a number, special characters, a kanji, a hieroglyph, the 100th digit of pi, AND the first codon of my DNA... but sure, let me just click "Sign up with Google" instead. Security theater at its finest. They make you jump through hoops like you're protecting nuclear launch codes when you're just trying to sign up for a random SaaS tool you'll forget about in two weeks. Meanwhile, they'll probably store it in plaintext anyway. The real kicker? That "Sign up with Google" button that makes all those requirements completely pointless. Why even bother with the password field at this point?