The 20px Eyebrow Incident

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When your codebase looks like a conspiracy theorist's wall but somehow still works in production. Now some AI tool wants to "fix" it? Sure, buddy. That dependency graph is held together by Stack Overflow answers from 2013 and the collective prayers of three generations of developers. But hey, if you want to pay for an "enterprise agent" to untangle that beautiful disaster, go ahead. It's your funeral when it deletes that one undocumented function that's secretly keeping the entire billing system alive.

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Ah, the nightmare fuel for CSS warriors everywhere! That circular screen is basically saying "I dare you to make your flexbox work on me." Frontend devs already lose sleep over supporting different browsers, but this monstrosity takes "edge cases" to a whole new level. Imagine trying to design responsive layouts when your viewport is literally a circle. Border-radius: 50%? More like border-radius: PAIN%. The dev who commented is having PTSD flashbacks to that time Internet Explorer randomly decided divs were just suggestions.

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