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css design Stroke-weight Ui webdesign Typography Pixel-perfect

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The 20px Eyebrow Incident

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One pixel of CSS stroke-weight difference and suddenly your website looks like it's ready to judge your code quality. That moment when you hit save and your elegant design turns into a character from a medieval manuscript. The worst part? Your designer friend will notice it before you've even pushed to production.

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