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Who needs user feedback when you've got noise-canceling headphones and pure intuition? Nothing says "I know exactly what businesses want" like building an entire B2B SaaS product in complete isolation from the people who'll actually use it. Just vibe with your keyboard, manifest those features, and ignore that pesky "market research" nonsense. The product team's gonna be thrilled when they discover you've built the perfect solution to problems that don't exist. Pro tip: For extra efficiency, don't even talk to your colleagues either. Pure genius flows best in an echo chamber of one.

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Content SE rtodayilearned ugullydon 4h TIL Socrates wrote nothing. All that is known about him has been inferred from accounts by members of his circle-primarily Plato and Xenophon-as well as by Plato's student Aristotle, who acquired his knowledge of Socrates through his teacher. britannica.com 942 86 Share Award O, BEST COMMENTS Whirrsprocket 2h Wasn't Socrates against the written word?H... ForgottenPants 3h 1 Award TIL Socrates provided the model on which many software development shops are run. Document nothing, hope that your successors' memories of what you told them will suffice. 5 Reply 285

GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of someone suggesting JavaScript users are just lazy TypeScript avoiders! 💅 The eternal holy war between "just let me write my code without 47 type declarations" and "excuse me sir, your variable might be a string OR a number and I simply cannot function without knowing which!" The JavaScript rebels living on the edge while TypeScript devotees clutch their strongly-typed pearls in horror. Meanwhile, that smug reply with the smiley face is just *chef's kiss* perfection - like proudly admitting you eat cereal with a fork because spoons are too much work!