Just Google It: The Sacred Mantra Of Senior Developers

The GREAT EDITOR WAR rages on with Vim and Emacs users acting like they're in some kind of text editor street gang, flashing their keyboard shortcuts like gang signs! Meanwhile, the DOS_USER at the bottom is just standing there, absolutely BAFFLED that people would wage holy war over text editors when they're still typing commands like "edit.com" in a command prompt from the STONE AGE! 💀 It's like watching two people argue about the best way to climb Mount Everest while you're still figuring out how stairs work. THE DRAMA! THE TRAGEDY! The sheer AUDACITY of still using DOS in 2023!

The bell curve of git commit sanity. On the left, the blissfully ignorant junior dev who squashes multiple feature changes into a single commit. On the right, the battle-hardened senior who does the same because life's too short. And in the middle? The poor mid-level developer meticulously separating each feature into its own commit, following best practices that nobody actually reads in the git log. The sweet irony of development—you either die a hero or live long enough to stop caring about commit granularity.

The hill I'll die on: self-proclaimed "vibe coders" who just copy-paste from Stack Overflow without understanding the fundamentals are the tech equivalent of people who put "school of hard knocks" on their LinkedIn. These are the same folks who call a function 27 times in a loop because they don't know what a parameter is, then wonder why their app crashes when more than three users log in simultaneously. Sure, anyone can make blinking LEDs with ChatGPT nowadays, but when your production server catches fire at 2AM, no amount of ~aesthetic~ VS Code themes will save you.

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That cat isn't offering help—it's making a threat. Just like those mysterious bugs that appear the night before a deadline. You let that feline out, and suddenly your perfectly working code has 47 new "undocumented features." The cat's facial expression says it all: "I will find every edge case you never considered." Trust me, I've seen this before. Keep the door closed and back away from the repository.