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Ah, the classic designer-turned-coder existential crisis. That moment when someone who's mastered the perfect drop shadow and pixel-perfect layouts suddenly faces the abyss of programming logic. They're staring into the void with those wide, terrified eyes because there's no Figma plugin for learning JavaScript. Trust me, I've seen this look on dozens of UI/UX folks over the years when they realize that "responsive" means more than just looking good on mobile. The learning curve isn't a curve at all—it's a damn cliff with sharks at the bottom.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of discovering TypeScript's any type! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion but being POWERLESS to stop it! 💊 Fresh-faced TypeScript devs staring longingly at that magical pill labeled "any" that promises to make ALL their type errors vanish into thin air! Sure, honey, just sprinkle some any on that complex interface and POOF! – your compiler stops screaming at you! Who needs type safety when you can have BLISSFUL IGNORANCE?! It's the gateway drug of TypeScript – one minute you're using it "just this once to make the error go away," and the next thing you know, your entire codebase is a typeless wasteland. The BETRAYAL! The DRAMA! The TECHNICAL DEBT!

Content rAskReddit LS-Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 4.5k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 1.4k jeremy1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a kev called "events" and the value is an unsorted arrav. 217 Junior SeniorTrainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saving "Guvs vou don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent vears on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven davs so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break anv minute now. 4 159 Aran. 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.

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