When We Will See Subscription For Markdown Files

The tech industry has monetized literally EVERYTHING at this point—APIs, fonts, color palettes, even the air we breathe (looking at you, cloud services)—so watching someone try to sell markdown files is like witnessing the final boss of capitalism. Just sitting there, utterly bewildered, wondering if we've collectively lost our minds. Markdown files! The plaintext format that's literally just asterisks and hashtags! Next thing you know, someone's gonna launch "README.md Premium" with exclusive bullet point features. The subscription economy has gone too far, and we're all just frozen in disbelief watching it happen.