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Phub 3 Times Higher

Phub 3 Times Higher
When your neural network tutorial makes more money on the "other" platform than YouTube. 🤔 Turns out the thirst for knowledge takes on a whole new meaning when it's hosted on Pornhub! $1000 vs $340 per million views? Guess we've all been uploading our algorithms to the wrong site this whole time. The real big brain move isn't optimizing your SEO—it's changing your video platform. And here I am, like an idiot, trying to monetize technical content on YouTube like some kind of peasant.

The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans

The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans
The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"

Game Updates In A Nutshell: Priorities

Game Updates In A Nutshell: Priorities
Game devs be like: "Check out our new season with adorable pet companions and exclusive player skins!" Meanwhile, the UI that hasn't been updated since 2012 is literally a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean. And don't even get me started on those "new mechanics" drowning in the shallow end while everyone pretends not to notice. Classic case of "we fixed the cosmetic shop but forgot to fix the server that crashes every 20 minutes." Priorities, am I right?

Working View Bot

Working View Bot
Ah, the accidental genius of modern tech. Discord accidentally created the world's most efficient view bot by making everyone so angry about loot boxes that they're rage-watching the announcement trailer on repeat. Nothing drives engagement like pure, unbridled hatred! The irony is delicious - 156 million views from people saying "please don't do this thing." After two decades in this industry, I've learned that user outrage is the most reliable metric of all. Want engagement? Just announce something terrible.