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When AI Follows Live Pricing Trends

AI Algorithms Programming

2 months ago 185.0K views 0 shares

When AI Follows Live Pricing Trends

Looks like AI has learned the airline industry's most profitable algorithm! Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like an AI that's figured out how to charge you $1000 for seat 11A—you know, that magical seat where your knees only slightly touch your chin. The beauty of machine learning: it doesn't just mimic human intelligence, it also picks up our worst capitalistic tendencies. Next update: AI that automatically adds a $25 fee for the privilege of being sardined next to a crying baby.

I Play Both Sides So I Come Out On Top

Security Programming

4 months ago 160.5K views 0 shares

I Play Both Sides So I Come Out On Top

The ultimate business model: create the problem, then sell the solution. Antivirus companies have mastered capitalism's final boss level. You know what's funnier than the meme? The fact that McAfee is basically impossible to uninstall once it's on your system. That's not a bug—it's a revenue feature. After 15 years in security, I'm convinced half these companies are just running protection rackets with better marketing departments. "Nice computer you got there... shame if something happened to it."