Nice Try, Google

Ah, the glorious isEven.js function with a chain of if-else statements that would make any senior dev weep into their coffee. Nothing says "I have a CS degree" like checking each number individually instead of using num % 2 === 0 . But honestly, that lakeside view is the real flex here. You're not coding like this because you don't have a six-figure remote job that lets you write terrible algorithms while overlooking a serene winter landscape. The code may be horrific, but that work-life balance is god-tier.

The duality of JavaScript hatred is real. Beginners hate it because they can't grasp why [] + [] is an empty string or why typeof null is "object". Meanwhile, seasoned devs hate it because they've seen the horrors lurking beneath—callback hell, prototype inheritance, and the absolute chaos of asynchronous programming before Promises existed. The truth hurts: understanding JavaScript fully doesn't make you love it—it just gives you better reasons to complain about it during standup meetings while still using it for literally everything.

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE IS REAL! 😭 Day 1 or Year 10 of programming, we're ALL still Googling "regex for email validation" like it's some mystical incantation that NO ONE can possibly memorize! The universe will collapse into a heat death before any developer actually writes regex from memory. It's the programming equivalent of forgetting your anniversary - inevitable and slightly shameful, but completely universal. The only difference between junior and senior devs? Seniors have bookmarked the Stack Overflow answer!

That moment when you realize Stack Overflow will never die because we're still copying and pasting the same answers from 2011. The annual developer survey is just a formality at this point—like checking if anyone's actually writing original code anymore. Spoiler alert: we're not. We're just finding increasingly creative ways to ask "how to center a div" without admitting we've asked it before.

Look at that URL parameter: isGina=false . Some developer really said "let's just hardcode user identity in the query string" and called it a day. Security through obscurity at its finest! Next time Gina forgets her password, she just needs to hack the URL to isGina=true and boom—instant access. Who needs authentication when you can just tell the system who you are? Somewhere a security engineer is having a panic attack while the intern who wrote this is proudly adding "implemented user authentication system" to their resume.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development captured in one perfect image! You write a few precious lines of code—your beautiful brain children—and then IMMEDIATELY slam that Ctrl+S like your entire career depends on it! Because it DOES! The universe is CONSTANTLY plotting to crash your IDE at the most inconvenient moment possible! That Tom and Jerry scene perfectly captures the sheer PANIC and DESPERATION we feel after typing even the most trivial function. Trust issues? No, darling, we have a healthy and rational fear of technology's sadistic tendency to destroy our unsaved work! It's not paranoia if the computer is really out to get you! 💾