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When coding alone, you're Patrick in a suit—professional, focused, meticulous. But the moment you share your screen for pair programming? Suddenly you're Patrick in his natural habitat—surrounded by chaos, wielding tools like a caveman discovering fire for the first time, and typing with the precision of a squirrel on espresso. Nothing exposes your questionable coding habits faster than an audience. The compiler may not judge you, but your coworkers definitely will.

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