Four Years Of Experience, Zero Years Of Confidence

Behold the world's least efficient sorting algorithm: Reddit Sort! Instead of carefully planned comparisons, we just let internet strangers upvote whatever random nonsense catches their eye each day. The array is never actually sorted - it just keeps swapping elements based on which meme, pun, or outrage bait gets the most attention. And of course there's always that one element ("officer balls") that has no business being in the dataset but somehow gets upvoted to the top anyway. Big O notation? More like Big Oh-God-Why notation. This is what happens when you let democracy decide your computational complexity.

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Content santres Hoje 00:28 didnt you said you were going to sleep Draco Hoje 00:28 no im making a program called "Is ThereA69" thats seachs if a phrase or a number has a 69 in it

When someone asks if you know any programming paradigm beyond OOP, and your brain immediately goes to "FU"... which conveniently stands for "Functional Programming." The perfect accidental programmer comeback! After 15 years of watching junior devs make everything an object, I've learned that sometimes the best answer to "how should we architect this?" is indeed just "FU." Pure functions, no side effects, and immutability - it's like telling your stateful code to take a hike.

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