The Sacred PSD Rant

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Ah, the modern programmer's greatest alibi. "My model's thinking" has replaced "code's compiling" as the perfect excuse to stare blankly at nothing while your manager hovers nearby. The beauty is in the plausible deniability. Your LLM could be solving world hunger or generating cat pictures—nobody knows! And that 20-minute "thinking" phase? Could be processing terabytes of data or just stuck in an infinite loop. Either way, you're off the hook. Ten years in the industry and I've seen the excuses evolve from "the build's running" to "Docker's updating" to this masterpiece. Progress!

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Content I feel like that's such a common thing with programming, you start off thinking "real programers" must be incredibly intelligent and you could never be like that, then you realize everyone googles things every 5 minutes, then you realize even goddamn Amazon can't keep it's service compatible with itself and then vou basically reach nirvana and just relax lol ProarammerHumor to

The AUDACITY of my brain to get hyper-fixated on some random side project while my main project gasps for air like a drowning child! Meanwhile, the company's revenue-critical project? HONEY, that's a full-on skeletal remains situation—decomposing at the bottom of the ocean while I'm over here coding a useless Chrome extension that sorts my bookmarks by color! The project manager is sending increasingly desperate Slack messages, but I simply cannot be bothered when I'm THIS close to optimizing my side project's loading time by 0.03 seconds! PRIORITIES, am I right?!