The Sacred PSD Rant

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The Sacred PSD Rant

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The legendary PSD rant—a sacred text among developers who've battled Adobe's Photoshop format. This poor soul's descent into madness is documented with surgical precision, from comparing PSD to a format so bad it would insult JPEG to fantasizing about launching specs into the sun. The comment escalates from professional frustration to cosmic vengeance with the eloquence of someone who's clearly spent too many nights debugging inconsistent byte alignments. It's basically the developer equivalent of a villain origin story.

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