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Of course the web dev showed up! He's the only one who actually saw the email because he deleted it from everyone else's inbox. Classic developer move - social engineering meets technical skills. The irony is beautiful - the quietest guy in the office turns out to be the one worth marrying. Meanwhile, the rest of the team probably still thinks they were excluded from the invite. Next level debugging of the social circle.

The eternal battle of complexity vs. simplicity in web development! On the left, we've got a modern "state-of-the-art" Next.js app with all its fancy LLMS assistance—probably 200MB of node_modules and 17 different build steps just to show "Hello World." Meanwhile, on the right, that dusty Perl CGI script from the 90s is still chugging along on some forgotten server, handling thousands of requests without breaking a sweat. Sure, the code might look like someone headbutted a keyboard, but it WORKS. And that's the punchline—both ultimately do the same thing, despite one being wrapped in layers of modern complexity. The old guard didn't have Stack Overflow or AI assistants—they had coffee, determination, and a manual. Built different indeed.

When you hit Ctrl+S for the 500th time in 10 minutes and your IDE minion dares to question your saving habits! 😂 The eternal struggle between the anxious developer who saves obsessively after every semicolon and the poor computer that knows nothing has actually changed. But that paranoia after losing work once is FOREVER! No amount of autosave features will cure this trauma - just let me spam that save button in peace!

Someone wants to build ChatGPT for $500? Sure, and I want a Ferrari for the price of a bicycle. This freelance posting is the perfect example of clients who think you can just sprinkle some PHP and Node.js on a project and suddenly have a multi-billion dollar AI platform. OpenAI burned through hundreds of millions in compute costs alone, but sure, let's build that on a budget that wouldn't even cover a junior dev's weekly salary. The 51 desperate freelancers bidding on this are either wildly optimistic or planning to deliver a glorified if-else statement with a chat interface and call it "AI."

The duality of API testing tools is just *chef's kiss*. While normal developers see Postman as a simple wrench to fix API requests, Postman sees itself as the Apple of testing tools – complete with grandiose keynotes and revolutionary features nobody asked for. What started as a humble Chrome extension has evolved into a bloated ecosystem that requires 16GB of RAM just to send a GET request. Meanwhile, developers just want to check if their endpoint returns a 200 OK without having to join a cult. The irony? We're all still using it while complaining about it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.

The digital equivalent of arson. Submitting [object Object] into forms is basically declaring war on backend devs. While you're smugly watching the world burn from a safe distance, some poor soul is staring at a stack trace wondering what sins they committed in a past life. It's like leaving a glitter bomb in the code - technically not illegal, but definitely grounds for being blacklisted from the company holiday party.