What Debugging Regex Feels Like

The self-awareness is painful . Nothing unites software engineers quite like staring at someone else's code and muttering "what absolute maniac wrote this garbage?" only to run git blame and discover it was you 6 months ago. The sacred ritual of complaining about legacy code is practically in our job description at this point. At least electricians have actual wires to untangle - we're just untangling the fever dreams of caffeinated developers who thought variable names like temp1 , temp2 , and finalTempForReal were perfectly reasonable.

Ah, the sacred ritual of TDD explained to the uninitiated! "First, we write a test that fails" – the programming equivalent of setting yourself up for disappointment before you've even had your morning coffee. The real magic of Test-Driven Development isn't just writing tests first; it's experiencing that special kind of existential dread when you realize your implementation is going to be way more complicated than your optimistic little test suggested. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like intentionally creating problems for yourself to solve. It's like buying a puzzle, throwing away the picture on the box, and then trying to assemble it in the dark – but somehow it's considered best practice!

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OMG, the ULTIMATE programmer therapy session! 🦆✨ That rubber duck isn't just a bath toy, honey - it's the CHEAPEST THERAPIST in the coding universe! "Commit suicide" in programming means pushing your broken code to the shared repository, which is basically MURDERING everyone else's productivity. The drama! 💀 Instead, programmers use "rubber duck debugging" where you explain your code line-by-line to this judgmental little yellow friend until you realize your mistake was SO OBVIOUS the whole time. That duck will listen to your existential coding crisis without charging $200/hour or telling you to try yoga. Truly the emotional support animal programmers deserve!

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Content How to get GenZ developers to stop using emojis in commit messages and PR titles? I am a senior developer and tech lead at a software company. Recently, we hired some fresh graduates who are very talented and enthusiastic, but they have a habit of using emojis in their commit messages. For example, they would write something like: "Fixed bug in login function Or "Optimized sqc algorithm I" or "fix lint Go" and " : handle null pointer exception y" I find this very unprofessional and annoying, as it makes the commit history hard to read and understand. I have tried to talk to them and explain the importance of clear and concise commit messages, but they don't seem to care. They even put emojis as variable names in Kotlin, apparently you can do it using back ticks, I didn't even know this. (edit: this seemed to be just a one time joke and they took out during code revIew. They just laugh to my teams message with a clown emoji, and a tomato? What's that even mean? How can I get them to stop using emojis in their commit messages? Is this a common problem in the industry? How do you handle it in your team? Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks. 550 Comments Share g Unsave 162 people here (