The Real Programming Education Hierarchy

Content i have big plans for this code pledse, no more refactors big plans me theycantalk.com PM 111

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator in a for loop! 😱 The sheer DRAMA when they're challenged to "SHOW ME" and they proudly display that pathetic c++ in their loop like it's some groundbreaking achievement! Honey, that's not C++ programming, that's just the increment operator that exists in LITERALLY EVERY C-STYLE LANGUAGE EVER CREATED! 💅 And the reaction? PRICELESS! The absolute howling laughter is what happens when you make such a ridiculous claim in front of actual developers. It's like saying you speak French because you can say "oui oui" while eating a croissant! I CANNOT with these people! 🤦‍♀️

Content Chris Bakke ChrisJBakke Our son was born last month, so like any good dad, I claimed his gmail early. 3 hours after setting it up, our 1-month-old son got an email. Their hiring pace is insane. A16Z crypto analyst role? Inbox x Marc Andreessen marca16z.com to me Hev man - Have heard great things. As one handsome, bald man to another, you have a bright future here https:a16z.comaboutjobs LMK if you want to do coffee sometime. - marc 3:25 p.m. 09 Sep. 21 Twitter Web App

Content When you ask a question on Stackoverflow And you havent got an answer withtn 1 minute

The classic Greek myth gets a programming twist! While the goddesses offer power, gold, and beauty, Paris immediately abandons all reason when the fourth competitor shows up with the ultimate developer fantasy: bug-free code . Let's be honest - we'd all choose the magical rubber duck that promises error-free coding over any worldly treasure. The fact that it's a rubber duck (the universal debugging companion) makes this extra brilliant. Who needs Aphrodite when you can have code that works on the first try?

Content Preparing... Please Collect 07819 085 1505 039 079 47f1a 038 8cee1 308f5 040 080 087 032 049 straight from the kitchen 081 088 035 052 082 089 036 084 033 fOe80 046 042 03844 090 045 043 037 047 Why not order ahead? Try the My McDonald's App.