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The Linux Child Prodigy Exception

The Linux Child Prodigy Exception
The ultimate tech origin story flex! Someone suggests studying how childhood computer platforms affect problem-solving skills, but when a person casually drops "I installed Linux at age 12," the original poster immediately declares "Autistic children will be discluded for skewing results." ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's the perfect encapsulation of the Linux user stereotype โ€“ those who voluntarily configure kernel parameters before hitting puberty are clearly operating at a different level. The rest of us were still figuring out how to set a desktop background while they were compiling their own drivers and writing bash scripts to automate their homework.

The Newbie Asking For Help On X

The Newbie Asking For Help On X
Asking for coding help on Twitter/X is like being a house cat who wants to hunt mice while surrounded by apex predators. The newbie asks an innocent question, and suddenly senior devs swoop in with increasingly complex alternatives that have nothing to do with the original problem. Junior: "How do I center a div?" 10x Engineer: "Nobody uses CSS anymore. Try this React component with styled-components." Staff Engineer: "Just migrate to Svelte." CTO: "We're rewriting everything in Rust and WebAssembly."

Htmlis Aprogramming Language Dawg

Htmlis Aprogramming Language Dawg
Oh look, it's the eternal programming language debate, but with BREAD! ๐Ÿž HTML is just chilling there as a comfy cat while Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are the actual bread loaves. The cat's smug little face says it all - HTML knows it's not technically a programming language but doesn't care one bit about your gatekeeping! It's found its cozy spot in the programming world hierarchy and is taking the most comfortable nap ever while the "real languages" do all the heavy lifting. Peak imposter syndrome vibes!