HTML: The "Programming Language" That Isn't

Ah, the single-letter variable. The sacred 'a'. Because why waste precious keystrokes on descriptive names like 'userAccountSettings' when you can just slap down an 'a' and call it a day? Sure, future you will have absolutely no idea what 'a' represents when debugging at 3 AM, but present you saved a whole 18 characters. Efficiency at its finest. And don't worry about code reviews - just tell them "it's temporary" even though we both know that 'a' will survive in production longer than most of your relationships.

The ultimate JavaScript trivia nightmare! Every single option here is a trick question showcasing JavaScript's bizarre type coercion and equality rules: A: typeof null === 'object' is actually TRUE - a notorious JS bug that's been around since the beginning. Null isn't an object, but returns 'object' when typeof'd. B: Math.min() > Math.max() is TRUE too! Without arguments, Math.min() returns Infinity while Math.max() returns -Infinity. C: NaN === NaN is FALSE - the only value in JavaScript that isn't equal to itself! D: 0 == "" is TRUE because JavaScript type coercion converts empty strings to 0. The contestant's face says it all - the answer is C, but knowing JavaScript, you'd question your entire programming career before answering.

The user sits there blissfully unaware that the pretty interface they're interacting with is just a transparent facade hiding the gremlin doing all the actual work. Frontend gets all the compliments while backend silently prevents the entire system from imploding. Tale as old as TCP/IP.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL when someone says they prefer Tailwind while having NO CLUE what modern CSS can do! 💅 The driver's all excited about CSS Grid, Flexbox, and variables while his passenger is just like "I'll take my utility classes, thanks" — and BOOM — gets yeeted to the back seat faster than you can say "!important". It's the front-end equivalent of saying you prefer training wheels when someone offers you a motorcycle. The DRAMA! The AUDACITY!

Oh, the sweet irony of a company desperately seeking a graphic designer while displaying their job ad in what appears to be Microsoft Paint's finest handwriting. Nothing says "we need professional design help" quite like a billboard that looks like it was created by a kindergartener with a digital crayon. The perfect self-fulfilling prophecy – they've proven their need beyond any reasonable doubt. Whoever approved this masterpiece deserves either immediate termination or an unexpected promotion for the most convincing job advertisement in history.

Developers trying to share Stack Overflow solutions be like: HTTP 301 - PERMANENTLY REDIRECTED to some random X post with 47 popup ads and a paywall. Remember when Twitter links actually worked? Now our code reviews look like archaeological digs through API deprecation notices just to find that one regex snippet someone shared in 2019. The ultimate 404 of productivity.