HTML: The "Programming Language" That Isn't

This is what happens when you use position: absolute on everything and refuse to learn Flexbox. That building is basically what your webpage looks like after you've spent 30 minutes randomly adjusting CSS values by single pixels, hoping something magically aligns. The architect clearly used !important way too many times and then just shipped it anyway. Classic "it works on my machine" energy right there. The windows are like divs that escaped their container and now live wherever they want - complete CSS anarchy. This is why senior devs drink.

Coding life in a nutshell! You're happily working on your current project when suddenly a shiny new idea appears and BAM - you abandon everything to chase it! Meanwhile at the bottom of your hard drive, that skeleton is literally all your past projects sitting there... forever unfinished, collecting digital dust. The GitHub graveyard grows another tombstone! 💀 We all have that folder named "will_finish_someday" that we haven't opened since 2019!

The self-proclaimed "open source contributor" who created exactly one Hello World repository and now acts like they're Linus Torvalds at a dinner party. Nothing screams "expert developer" quite like pushing six lines of code that print text to a console and then mansplaining the importance of community-driven software development. The audacity of these GitHub tourists thinking their profile deserves a resume section is just *chef's kiss* peak coding culture.

Who needs a fancy degree when you've got StackOverflow and a concerning caffeine addiction? The modern developer's education consists of frantically Googling error messages at 2AM, copying GitHub solutions we don't fully understand, and somehow convincing both ourselves and our employers that we know what we're doing. The best part? We're getting paid while the med school grads are still paying off loans. Call it impostor syndrome or call it genius - either way, my code compiles... sometimes.

Chrome using 24MB just to display an empty HTML page is like watching someone eat an entire pizza as an "appetizer." The browser's like "What? This is just me warming up!" Meanwhile, your RAM is filing for emotional distress. Next time someone asks why your laptop sounds like it's preparing for liftoff, just point to Chrome's tab collection.

THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Someone's marketing team just discovered why camelCase and proper spacing are the HOLY GRAIL of programming! The hashtag #SUSANALBUMPARTY was supposed to celebrate Susan Boyle's album release, but instead created the most catastrophic parsing error in social media history! This is what happens when you skip the code review, people! The difference between SusanAlbumParty and SusAnalBumParty is literally just proper capitalization standing between a music celebration and... something ENTIRELY different. Spaces and camelCase would have saved lives here, but nooo, hashtags don't allow spaces and someone skipped Naming Conventions 101. This is why developers drink.