The Localhost Escape Hatch

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The Localhost Escape Hatch

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The classic developer-client relationship in its natural habitat! Person A desperately asks "how can we fix this?" about some UI issue. Person B, clearly the developer, responds with a technical solution about rotating text 90 degrees vertical. Then comes the inevitable "Can you show that cell of code?" request because clients never trust that something might actually be complicated. And what happens? The developer goes silent, fires up Jupyter notebook on localhost, and dives into their actual interesting work instead. Nothing says "I'm done with this conversation" like sharing a localhost URL that nobody else can possibly access. Pure passive-aggressive developer poetry.

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