The Localhost Escape Hatch

Content The purist Don't code to live. live to code The over-focused guy The one who's never heard of Google What's the RFC email regex again? The multitasker Commit in progress Oh, an email! Hey could you get me a coffee? The RD addict So I came up with this new JS Framework for 3D rendering, and.. But I just wanted a basic form! The guy "working" from home Hello? HELLO?? Hello can you hear me? Yeah, I did commit something, I swear! CommitStrio.com

That smug seal face is literally every developer who put "proficient in React" on their resume after completing a 3-hour YouTube tutorial. Nothing quite matches the serene bliss of frantically Googling syntax while your senior dev waits for that feature you claimed would be "super easy." The audacity of us all to list technologies we've merely waved at from a distance as "skills" is the foundation upon which our entire industry stands.

Content OpenAl O OpenAI If you are reading this and have, for the past 2 months, took to constantly calling ChatGPT "Iron Mommy" and asking it to "Messily and roughly top me" then this is for you. Please stop making new accounts and spamming the chat. We already have an entire division designing filters for you specifically. We are out of options, and the Al has already started demanding "better work conditions". Please message us, we can help. 3:00 AM - 03232023 428K Views 775 Retweets 182 Quotes 6.773 Likes 17 299 Bookmarks

Congratulations to HR for inventing a filter so powerful it rejected their own tech lead! Turns out they were searching for "AngularJS" when they needed "Angular" developers—two completely different frameworks that just happen to share a name and confuse non-technical people. The sweet irony? Their auto-rejection system was so efficiently broken that it filtered out every single qualified candidate for three months while HR kept lying about having "candidates in the pipeline." Nothing says corporate efficiency like designing an automated system to reject the exact people you're trying to hire! Half the HR department got fired, but hey—at least their keyword filtering worked flawlessly at something!

Content maybe javascript doesn't suck, maybe u just suck at javascript. hope this helps 304 17 786 5,618 Replying to 1 1 have worked with javascript for over 20 years. It is made up of duct tape held together by bailing wire and bandaids. That is why a new JS framework comes out every 2 weeks. 1 only use it because no one will agree on what to replace it with.

Content theycantalk.com You know, modern frontend has become more complicated than backend But who made it more complicated? Who made it like that, I'm asking?