Years Of Experience Lost Within A Week

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Nothing says "I've made poor life choices" quite like being paraded around as the technical expert in a sales meeting. That grumpy cat is every developer who's been forced to wear the metaphorical bunny ears of client-facing responsibility. Your manager is gleefully showing you off like "Here's our senior developer who will make all these impossible promises come true!" Meanwhile, you're plotting the most elegant way to sabotage their LinkedIn profile later. The universal dev truth: code doesn't lie, but sales decks absolutely do.

The eternal battle between security teams and developers rages on! Security wants SAML (Security Assertion Markup Language) implemented in a dev environment that's literally called "isolated" for a reason. The developer's response? A middle finger and an offer to enable 2FA on static accounts—which is like putting a state-of-the-art lock on a cardboard box. It's the perfect encapsulation of the security-versus-convenience standoff that happens in every enterprise. Security folks wanting Fort Knox protocols for sandboxes while developers just want to ship code without jumping through seventeen authentication hoops for an environment where the worst thing you could leak is test data shaped like "foo" and "bar".

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Content The six steps of debugging: 1) That can't happen. 2) That doesn't happen on my machine. 3) That shouldn't happen. 4) Why does that happen? 5) Oh, I see. 6) How did that ever work? Yesterday I reached step 6