The Startup Death Valley Graph

Move over FAANG, there's a new tech acronym in town! The meme brilliantly rearranges the logos of Google, Amazon, Y Combinator, Microsoft, Meta (formerly Facebook), Apple, and Nvidia to spell out "GAYMMAN" - the inclusive alternative to those boring corporate ladders everyone's desperately climbing. The tech industry's obsession with prestigious acronyms just got fabulously disrupted. Instead of stressing about getting into those elite FAANG companies (Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google), why not embrace the GAYMMAN lifestyle? Probably has better work-life balance anyway.

Content Ricky rickhanloni We don't need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover 6:55 PM Dec 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 1,025 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 5,119 Likes Ricky rickhanlonii Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii my repo my choice 3 tV 41 554 the squirrel in the tree ay A ( Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii do you really even know what's in those patches? could be worse than the actual vuln 9 4 17 21 377 ars Patch fixing critical Log4J 0-day has its own vulnerability that's under exploit If you've patched using Log4J 2.15.0, it's time to update again. Stat! by Dan Goodin - Dec 16, 2021 8:40am AEDT r Login to bookmark 10 Wikimedia CommonsAlex E. Promos Last Thursday, the world learned of an in-the-wild exploitation of a critical code-execution zero-day in Log4J, a logging utility used by just about every cloud service and enterprise network on the planet. Open- source developers quickly released an update that patched the flaw and urged all users to install it immediately. Now, researchers are reporting that there are at least two vulnerabilities in the patch, released as Log4J 2.15.0, and that attackers are actively exploiting one or both of them against real-world targets who have already applied the update. The researchers are urging

The eternal struggle of trying to get into gaming but the universe has other plans. First it's the GPU shortage that makes graphics cards cost more than a kidney on the black market. Finally snag one? Cool, now cloud gaming exists as an alternative! But wait—your ISP decided that buffering is a feature, not a bug. It's like a boss fight with three health bars, except you're fighting capitalism, infrastructure, and your own sanity. The tech industry really said "you can have nice things, but not all at once" and made it their business model. At least developers can relate—just when you fix one bug, two more spawn. Just when you master one framework, three new ones become "industry standard."

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Content The 21 year old Scraper Scrapes web pages 'to collect data' "Is that a webpage? OH GOD I'M GONNA SCRAAAAAAAAPE" Doesn't know what an API is Somehow managed to evade captcha systems - Google is in shock Keeps CloudFlare and other anti-bot services on their toes Retinas cooked to a crisp due to staring at an IDE all day Doesn't properly cache scraped data, often leading to tonnes of requests per second which overloads smaller websites "Current time? You mean id"last-update"timedatetime?" Forgot English, now only knows XPath Analytics companies fear him ProdrammerHumor.io

That awkward moment when the conference slide exposes the entire industry's dirty secret. Big data has become tech's favorite buzzword, with companies frantically collecting petabytes of information while quietly panicking about what to actually do with it all. Meanwhile, data scientists are in the corner writing elaborate Python scripts to justify their existence while the execs nod knowingly during presentations about "leveraging synergistic data-driven insights." The truth hurts so good!