The Startup Death Valley Graph

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Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.

OH MY GOD, PARENTS BEWARE! Your precious little angel might be secretly battling the horrors of Kubernetes! 😱 The signs are UNMISTAKABLE: constant computer usage (because those pods won't deploy themselves), violently headbutting walls (when the YAML indentation is off by ONE SPACE), worshipping at the altar of Kelsey Hightower (the Kubernetes GURU), and the most terrifying symptom of all — thinking they can solve EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM with "a controller." This is what happens when DevOps consumes your soul! Next thing you know, they'll be muttering "stateful sets" in their sleep and drawing little container diagrams on their bedroom walls. INTERVENTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY!

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