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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Perfect Relationship: Compiler Over Girlfriend

C++ Programming Linux Debugging
21 hours ago 74.9K views 1 shares
The Perfect Relationship: Compiler Over Girlfriend
Oh. My. CODE. The eternal battle between human relationships and compiler relationships has been DECIDED! 💔⚙️ While your girlfriend apparently drains your bank account, demands Oscar-worthy effort, takes longer to get ready than a Windows update, communicates less effectively than a 404 error, and dumps you faster than an unhandled exception—your beloved C++ compiler is THE DREAM PARTNER! 🤖 Just one little apt-get install g++ and BOOM! It's yours forever! It pinpoints your mistakes with BRUTAL honesty (line 42, you idiot!), lets you set breakpoints (unlike your relationship that's beyond repair), and boots up faster than you can say "I'm fine" (narrator: they were not fine). Who needs human warmth when you have compiler warnings to keep you company at 2AM?

The OneDrive Experience

Microsoft Windows Cloud
11 hours ago 87.9K views 0 shares
The OneDrive Experience
First panel: OneDrive appears. Second panel: OneDrive disappears, giving you that brief moment of hope. Third panel: OneDrive returns like that coworker who says they're leaving but never actually quits. Microsoft's cloud storage is like a clingy ex who keeps showing up at your door despite being told "I just want to save this file locally, please."

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

Windows Security Programming Linux
12 hours ago 87.0K views 0 shares
Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell! The computer is like that friend who's WAY too trusting—happily installing programs without checking their credentials first. Then suddenly gets paranoid when it's too late. "Where are you from buddy?" is basically Windows' version of security theater before it freaks out with virus warnings after the malware is already running wild. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea watching this disaster unfold from their permission-based sanctuary.

They Have Strange Relationship

AI Microsoft
12 hours ago 83.8K views 0 shares
They Have Strange Relationship
The tech world's most awkward corporate romance is playing out right before our eyes. Microsoft dumps billions into OpenAI, then OpenAI tries to replace their board, then Microsoft swoops in to "save" them... and now they're stuck in this uncomfortable forced partnership where neither can really leave. It's like watching your parents try to stay together "for the kids" (the kids being ChatGPT and Copilot). The uncomfortable couch scene perfectly captures that "we're financially entangled but trust issues are through the roof" vibe.

If I Had A Penny For Every Firefox-Specific Issue

Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging Frontend
10 hours ago 80.8K views 0 shares
If I Had A Penny For Every Firefox-Specific Issue
That waterfall of pennies represents my soul leaving my body after hearing "works on Chrome but not Firefox" for the 500th time. The classic browser compatibility hell where your code runs perfectly everywhere except that one browser some VP insists on using. Nothing like spending 8 hours debugging a CSS flex issue that only happens in Firefox at exactly 768px width with an odd number of list items. Bonus points when the fix breaks something in Safari!

Instant Developer Transformation

Programming Webdev MacOS
13 hours ago 80.2K views 0 shares
Instant Developer Transformation
STOP EVERYTHING! The sacred texts have been revealed! 😱 Just buy an O'Reilly book called "Vibe Coding" and BOOM—instant developer transformation! No need for those pesky years of learning, debugging at 2AM, or crying over semicolons. Just own this magical tome with its wide-eyed cartoon character (who clearly hasn't experienced their first production bug yet), and you too can declare "I'm a Developer Now" with the confidence of someone who thinks HTML is a programming language! The audacity! The delusion! The absolute FANTASY of it all! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings

AI Webdev Programming
13 hours ago 79.4K views 0 shares
Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings
Putting on glasses to see the difference between "AI Engineer" and "OpenAI-API-to-product-connector" is the most savage reality check of 2023. You're not architecting neural networks—you're just paying $0.002 per token to have ChatGPT write your code while you add water to your ramen. The modern equivalent of "I know HTML" in 1999 is "I'm an AI Engineer" in 2023. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

The Last Vim Samurai

Vim Bash Programming Linux
10 hours ago 78.9K views 0 shares
The Last Vim Samurai
Spotted in the wild: the elusive Vim purist, a developer so hardcore they've rejected modern comforts like autocomplete, AI assistants, and even search engines. This rare specimen navigates Arch Linux solely through cryptic man pages while typing raw code on a battle-scarred ThinkPad. It's like watching someone choose to chisel code into stone tablets when everyone else is using power tools. The "psychopath" label might be harsh, but let's be honest—this is the same energy as someone who insists on churning their own butter while living next door to a grocery store.

YAML: Your Awful Markup Language

Programming Debugging Testing Databases Backend
20 hours ago 78.4K views 0 shares
YAML: Your Awful Markup Language
Ever stared at eye tracking data in YAML format? It's like watching your life decisions unfold in real-time, but with more indentation errors. This beautiful mess of coordinates, timestamps, and pupil dilations is exactly what happens when someone takes the "/s" tag too literally. The joke being that YAML's human-readable format completely falls apart when you dump raw numerical data into it. Eight years of engineering experience has taught me one thing: just because you can store something in YAML doesn't mean you should . This is the digital equivalent of storing soup in a colander.

Well At Least We Improved The User Feedbacks

Programming Agile Debugging
20 hours ago 77.2K views 0 shares
Well At Least We Improved The User Feedbacks
The AUDACITY of product managers taking credit for developer blood, sweat, and tears! 💀 While the senior and junior devs are literally HAULING themselves up the mountain of impossible requirements and technical debt, the product manager is just chilling in a sleeping bag, doing absolutely NOTHING. And then—THE NERVE—when the devs finally make some progress, the PM wakes up, stretches, and has the GALL to proclaim "Look how far I climbed, and I'm not even tired." Meanwhile, the developers are one energy drink away from cardiac arrest. But hey, user feedback improved, so mission accomplished, right? 🙃

The Cat's Diabolical Command Injection

Linux Security Bash Programming
18 hours ago 75.2K views 0 shares
The Cat's Diabolical Command Injection
Evil genius level: 100. Naming your cat with regex and special characters is basically the digital equivalent of setting a trap for unsuspecting Linux users. Type that in your terminal and congratulations—you've just executed a shell command that probably destroyed something important! The cat's expression says it all: "Yes human, please do exactly as instructed. I've been planning world domination since you thought it was cute to name me after syntax that breaks your computer."

At Least It Works

Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing
15 hours ago 73.8K views 0 shares
At Least It Works
The duality of a developer's existence captured in two frames! Top panel: You're the unstoppable Hulk, smashing through problems with brute force hacks and questionable solutions. Who cares about best practices when your spaghetti code actually runs? Bottom panel: The crushing reality of code review hits. Suddenly you're the embarrassed Hulk, face-palming as your colleagues discover your 17 nested if-statements, magic numbers, and that comment that says "// TODO: fix this horrible hack before anyone sees it." The ONE WAY sign in the background is the perfect metaphor - there's only one direction after code review: refactoring hell.
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