Oh. My. CODE. The eternal battle between human relationships and compiler relationships has been DECIDED! 💔⚙️
While your girlfriend apparently drains your bank account, demands Oscar-worthy effort, takes longer to get ready than a Windows update, communicates less effectively than a 404 error, and dumps you faster than an unhandled exception—your beloved C++ compiler is THE DREAM PARTNER! 🤖
Just one little apt-get install g++
and BOOM! It's yours forever! It pinpoints your mistakes with BRUTAL honesty (line 42, you idiot!), lets you set breakpoints (unlike your relationship that's beyond repair), and boots up faster than you can say "I'm fine" (narrator: they were not fine).
Who needs human warmth when you have compiler warnings to keep you company at 2AM?