Ever stared at eye tracking data in YAML format? It's like watching your life decisions unfold in real-time, but with more indentation errors.
This beautiful mess of coordinates, timestamps, and pupil dilations is exactly what happens when someone takes the "/s" tag too literally. The joke being that YAML's human-readable format completely falls apart when you dump raw numerical data into it.
Eight years of engineering experience has taught me one thing: just because you can store something in YAML doesn't mean you should. This is the digital equivalent of storing soup in a colander.