Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings

OH. MY. GOD. The "super intelligent" AI can't even grasp the most BASIC rule of chess?! 🙄 White moves first, sweetie! The fact that ChatGPT confidently makes the first move while playing black and then has the AUDACITY to suggest the same move to the human player is just... *chef's kiss* peak AI incompetence. This is why we're still light-years away from true AGI, people! Can't even handle a simple board game without a total meltdown of logic. And yet the tech bros keep screaming "THE SINGULARITY IS COMING!!!" Sure, Jan. Maybe teach your precious AI to play chess first? 💅

The AI assistant claims to speak "any language" but immediately crashes on the simplest JSON parsing task. Classic JavaScript moment! The bot's confident "You can speak to me in any language" intro followed by the pathetic "parkings_json is not a JSON array" error is the digital equivalent of someone claiming they're fluent in 12 languages but then struggling to order a coffee. The irony is delicious - AI can supposedly handle natural language from humans worldwide but fails at its own native language: properly formatted data structures. This is why we can't have nice things in production.

The ultimate dream isn't having AI code for you or do your laundry - it's having AI handle everything while you ascend to your final form: a professional couch potato. Why optimize workflows when you can eliminate them? The future isn't about productivity tools; it's about outsourcing your entire existence to algorithms so you can finally achieve humanity's true purpose: absolutely nothing. The singularity isn't something to fear - it's something to schedule your Netflix binges around.

Spent three hours debugging only to end up asking ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini the same question with slightly different wording hoping one of them accidentally gives you the right answer. Modern debugging isn't about knowing how to fix problems—it's about knowing which AI to sweet-talk into fixing them for you. The real skill is crafting the perfect prompt that doesn't make the AI say "That sounds challenging, have you tried reading the documentation?"

Oh look, it's the modern developer's daily ritual! That moment when you check what you stepped in and discover it's not regular garbage—it's AI Generated SQL . The perfect representation of what happens when you let AI write your database queries. Sure, it looks like SQL from a distance, but examine it closely and you'll find a horrifying abomination that would make even the most battle-hardened DBA weep. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like debugging code that was hallucinated by an algorithm with the database knowledge of a caffeinated squirrel. Next time just write the query yourself, unless you enjoy explaining to your boss why the production database is suddenly identifying as a toaster.