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Behold, the precarious tower of modern tech! That tiny wedge labeled "AI" is the only thing preventing our entire digital infrastructure from collapsing like a Jenga tower at a caffeine addicts' convention. It's basically our entire civilization balanced on a glorified if-else statement. Sleep well tonight knowing your bank account, medical records, and embarrassing search history are all being held up by what's essentially a mathematical party trick with good PR.

Welcome to 2024, where basic arithmetic is now outsourced to AI. Instead of using the + operator like a normal person, this code asks ChatGPT to calculate 5+3. Next week: using GPT-4 to increment a counter variable. The week after: entire codebase is just one API call. Progress.

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The modern developer's apocalypse: your code is on fire, production is crashing, and ChatGPT just responded with "I'm sorry, but I don't have enough context to debug your specific issue." Meanwhile you're just sitting there, surrounded by flames, eerily calm like SpongeBob, because this is the third time this week and you've transcended panic into a state of zen-like acceptance.

That awkward moment when your CTO realizes the legal implications of AI-generated code and suddenly wants attribution. Developers who've been copy-pasting from ChatGPT for months are now sweating profusely. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like frantically ctrl+F-ing through your codebase to figure out which parts you actually wrote versus which parts you prompted an AI to hallucinate. The best part? Nobody actually knows where liability falls, so we're all just adding comments and praying we don't get sued into oblivion.