At Least It Works

Technical debt Spaghetti code Code review Clean code Pull requests Development cycle Tech shame Hulk smash

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At Least It Works

code-review-memes, debugging-memes, technical-debt-memes, spaghetti-code-memes, hulk-smash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The duality of a developer's existence captured in two frames! Top panel: You're the unstoppable Hulk, smashing through problems with brute force hacks and questionable solutions. Who cares about best practices when your spaghetti code actually runs?

Bottom panel: The crushing reality of code review hits. Suddenly you're the embarrassed Hulk, face-palming as your colleagues discover your 17 nested if-statements, magic numbers, and that comment that says "// TODO: fix this horrible hack before anyone sees it."

The ONE WAY sign in the background is the perfect metaphor - there's only one direction after code review: refactoring hell.

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