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The brain's on fire but the math ain't working. Nothing quite captures the essence of debugging like performing a thousand calculations per second—all of them wrong. It's that special moment when your code is running flawlessly... except for the part where it's producing complete garbage. The mathematical equations in the background are just salt in the wound. Square root of 5 equals 5? 5×6=9? 2×11=27? The confidence-to-competence ratio here is truly inspirational.

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